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Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye

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Kuch to standard rakha karo

IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Proove : SIN X = 6N Santa cancelled ‘N’ from both the sides Then SIX = 6 & wrote Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke questions ka

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When He gave you money

Judge: Why you have stolen money 4m dis man Sardar: My lord I have nt stolen money.He jst gave it 2 me Judge: When He gave you money Sardar: Whn I showd him gun

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Dono me kya fark hai

Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade dono me kya fark hai Banta:koi fark nai Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi

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Merey mobile pr likha tha Miss call

Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call kar rahi thi Miss: No Santa: Kamaal Hai Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha Miss call

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Main paper khali chor aya hon

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon Banta: Main bhi Santa: Shit yaar teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay

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3 din ki mohlat deta hun

Malik Makan: Main tumko kiraya dene k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun Santa: Theek hai ji, Main Diwali Holi Or Eid K 3 din Select karta Hun.

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Yeh kya Pagalpan hai

Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha Banta: kya kar raha hai Santa: Lassi bana raha hun Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai ab bata Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega

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Yeh konsa station he

Ek admi train se utar k puchta ha yeh konsa station he santa ne bahut socha or bola yeh railway station ha

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What do you mean by moving

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing Banta: What do you mean by moving performance Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre

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